silversarcasm:

my favourite word privileged people say is ‘if’

'if someone came up to me and said…'

'if i got bullied for who i was…'

'if the roles were reversed…'

like we don’t get ifs, we are getting harassed on the street, we are getting attacked, we are in the marginalised group who you have power over I don’t care about your hypothetical fucking situation

melthemagpie:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

I was so confused the first time I saw one in person.  at the same time, wombats are so much bigger than the Rescuers Down Under ever taught me.  like little waddling coffee tables.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone)

hermionejg:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

The only thing I like about Amazon is its prank reviews. And that’s not really Amazon.

doctorwho:

The Name of the Doctor, The Day of the Doctor and The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot have all been nominated for this year’s Hugo Awards.
All three have been nominated in the ‘Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form’ category and the winners will be announced on 17 August at the 2014 Hugo Awards ceremony.

Commenting on the nominations, Doctor Who’s head writer and executive producer, Steven Moffat, said, ‘For Doctor Who to receive three Hugo nominations in its anniversary year is completely thrilling. We are all over the moon. I’m particularly pleased about The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot as that was my acting debut. I remain available for any parts requiring a black jumper and slightly unrealistic hair.’

The prestigious Hugo Awards, presented annually since 1955, are named after Hugo Gernsback, founder of the influential science fiction magazine, Amazing Stories. Best of luck to all this year’s nominees!
Click through to read more: Multiple Hugo Award Nominations for the Doctor!

doctorwho:

The Name of the Doctor, The Day of the Doctor and The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot have all been nominated for this year’s Hugo Awards.

All three have been nominated in the ‘Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form’ category and the winners will be announced on 17 August at the 2014 Hugo Awards ceremony.

Commenting on the nominations, Doctor Who’s head writer and executive producer, Steven Moffat, said, ‘For Doctor Who to receive three Hugo nominations in its anniversary year is completely thrilling. We are all over the moon. I’m particularly pleased about The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot as that was my acting debut. I remain available for any parts requiring a black jumper and slightly unrealistic hair.’

The prestigious Hugo Awards, presented annually since 1955, are named after Hugo Gernsback, founder of the influential science fiction magazine, Amazing Stories. Best of luck to all this year’s nominees!

Click through to read more: Multiple Hugo Award Nominations for the Doctor!

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

CA:TWS, as a film, was a fantastic exercise in putting genuinely decent and optimistic characters (except for Steve himself, at this point, but we can go into that later) up against a nearly ripped-from-the-headlines plot that distills a lot of this country’s cynicism and negativity, particularly in my age group. More than any of the other MCU films, I think this was aimed directly at us, the people in our late teens and twenties and early thirties who sometimes start crying on the toilet because not only will we never be able to stop working our terrible service-industry jobs, we will also never be able to make a safe and comfortable world for the kids who come after us, or take care of our parents when they need us. On top of all that, we’re in this lame dystopian surveillance society where the government hates us, military force has taken the place of diplomacy and stuff like drone warfare is something we’re supposed to just accept, like it’s not horrifying. It’s a story specifically for my generation to try and find some solidarity with.

Which is a pretty ballsy play for a movie with a main character that’s 95.

warrioromen:

thedelicatedaffodil:

tinypancakegirl:

wisenedbyage:

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

Wow. This is terrifying.

no no NOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS

I’m Jewish and all I said was “so, it’s very alarming in Ukraine…” And mom just sighed and said “I know exactly what you’re going to say. It’s incredibly alarming.” My mom is the child of two Polish holocaust survivors and history is repeating itself far too closely for our tastes.

Suddenly it’s 1938 all fucking over again.No really. This is just how it STARTED. And it’s terrifying.


According to both Jewish leaders and the government official who supposedly wrote the order, they aren’t real.http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/17/world/ukraine-religious-threats/It’s someone playing a horrible prank. Except it’s not really a prank, that doesn’t properly capture the awfulness of this.

warrioromen:

thedelicatedaffodil:

tinypancakegirl:

wisenedbyage:

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

Wow. This is terrifying.

no no NOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS

I’m Jewish and all I said was “so, it’s very alarming in Ukraine…” And mom just sighed and said “I know exactly what you’re going to say. It’s incredibly alarming.” My mom is the child of two Polish holocaust survivors and history is repeating itself far too closely for our tastes.

Suddenly it’s 1938 all fucking over again.

No really. This is just how it STARTED.

And it’s terrifying.

According to both Jewish leaders and the government official who supposedly wrote the order, they aren’t real.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/17/world/ukraine-religious-threats/

It’s someone playing a horrible prank. Except it’s not really a prank, that doesn’t properly capture the awfulness of this.

Anatomy of an unsafe abortion

marxism-leninism-maoism:

Fuck.