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clevermanka:

croatoan-catstiel:

That fact is not fun at all

I live in Kansas (Lawrence, Kansas, to be exact). My parents live in Indiana. I would imagine a Winchester’s driving habits and mine are not dissimilar. Unless he was coming from way up north (like around Gary), or south (Madison), and then crossing through half the state of Kansas (maybe to Salina), it would not take him twelve hours. Or maybe Sam’s the pokey driver of the family and that’s why Dean is usually behind the wheel.

Yay geography!

clevermanka:

croatoan-catstiel:

That fact is not fun at all

I live in Kansas (Lawrence, Kansas, to be exact). My parents live in Indiana. I would imagine a Winchester’s driving habits and mine are not dissimilar. Unless he was coming from way up north (like around Gary), or south (Madison), and then crossing through half the state of Kansas (maybe to Salina), it would not take him twelve hours. Or maybe Sam’s the pokey driver of the family and that’s why Dean is usually behind the wheel.

Yay geography!

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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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motherfuckingshakespeare:

anne-ching:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

buzzlightweights:

if my professor skates over the fact that Sonnet 20 is literally Shakespeare saying “yo I’m super gay” I’m gonna be pissed

yeah I’m angry about bi erasure too. 

As a straight woman I feel the same way about erasure of GLBT people. Not intending to be offensive or anything so apologies if this is offensive but how do we know that Shakespeare’s sonnets in general are autobiographical? AFAIK that sonnet was dedicated to a man, but the feelings in the text may not be Shakespeare the poet’s but those of a persona, which doesn’t disprove or prove that he wasn’t or was gay. But then again, people in general don’t know all that much about Shakespeare’s personal feelings so anything people say is guesswork

Why would Shakespeare have invented a gay poetry writing persona when m/m activity was literally punishable by death?

I’m gonna go off on some wild guesswork here, but it’s almost like we know he was married to a woman and they had three children, but he addressed 126 stunningly lovely sonnets to men. It’s almost like we know the rest of his poems were addressed to a lady. It’s almost like Shakespeare’s works lend themselves to queer readings because he was queer and enjoyed playing with and subverting traditional notions of gender/ courtly love/ poetry. This is pretty radical, but maybe writers write about things because they want to express their lived experiences and desires. 

In conclusion, LOVE THAT BISEXUAL. 

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

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